"I'm so wild, they call me Four Loko..."
A source very close to Chili Chat leaked this information to me this morning. Four Loko, the alcoholic beverage distributor, announced Thursday that they would be introducing a new product to their diverse franchise of canned malt liquors; Four Loko Chili.
Four Loko Chili brings the full punch of hearty Texas chili, while still sneaking in that 11% alcohol! The Four Loko brand is trying to reach a wider demographic of drinkers with this new product. Four Loko research and development team's studies show that people ages 18-23 would drink an alcoholic beverage, if it were chili flavored.
Try taking a big gulp of 4L chili, and chasing it with your favorite chili topping! A handful of shredded cheese, a spoon full of sour cream, etc. The back of the can does have a disclaimer that excess drinking of Four Loko Chili can have tremendous after affects. Namely, the chili hangover.
Four Loko Chili hits stores this morning, and is available at most liquor stores near you!
Stay warm, and have a chili weekend!
Omg I'm getting SOOO fucked up on 4 Loko Chili flavored tonight! It's dinner and a black-out all rolled into one.
ReplyDeleteIt does sound exciting except that I hate it when I can't get rid of my kidney bean burps.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to try it, it can't possibly taste as bad as all the other flavors. Nothing can.
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