A Man Dies, but a legend lives on.

I'm sorry to report this, but we here at Chili-Chat just got word from one of our field reporters that Macho Man Randy Savage has left this mortal earth.

Macho Man was behind the wheel of his car, when he reportedly had a heart attack, causing the vehicle to loose control, and crash.

Early reports are showing that the heart attack was caused by "complicated indigestion" from eating too many of the now proto-type "Chili Explosion" Slim Jims. Our lawyers are working hard to disprove any of these allegations.

It's tragedies like this that remind us all, how precious life is. And we here at chili-chat would like to send out our sincerest condolences (without admitting fault) to the family and friends of Mr. Savage.

May he live forever in our hearts, and on awesome interview videos on youtube.



OOOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAH!