According to friends, Rasburt a “Class-A dumbass”, tagged along with them for dinner and drinks at Gorky’s Pub.
Rasburt racked up an impressive $12 tab for the night (which included his half priced burger, one Schlitz tall boy, four glasses of water and a less than generous tip). “Good luck getting that d-bag to spring for anything. I’m surprised he didn’t order off the kids menu.” Taupe Shingle told Chili Chat. Shingle, a long time pal of Rasburt informed us that this isn’t the first time he’s been a tightwad. “I think it was last Thursday, he turned down the $1 up-charge for seasoned fries. C’mon man, what the fuck?! Sometimes it’s worse than going out with my ex-girlfriend. And now this shit with the chili. I know he likes chili. It’s like a buck dude. He didn't even touch the coleslaw. And it’s not even like we even invite him, he just always finds some way to show up and be a complete fuck up. Sorry, I’m just super annoyed with the guy. I love him and all, but geeze, just live a little sometimes.”
We’re not exactly sure why Rasburt would turn down a bowl of homemade chili. $1 is no excuse. Our guess, an obvious chemical imbalance.
It has yet to be seen if Rasburt will be invited to former college roommate, Gill Knapsack's bachelor party next month. At $100 a head, Rasburt will probably just "Drop by for a few drinks".
Wise up pal.
Cheers,
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