Hello friends,
Hearing the story of poor Mr. Lee below got me thinking. Why spend only our living hours under the calming lull of chili, when we can get chili'd out in the afterlife???!
Remember Uncle Frank, or Grandpa Jeff, or Aunt Susie forever by getting them the Chili cremation package! Our mortuary provides the standard cremation services with a twist. We use the ashes of our loved ones to make fine chili powder. You can keep on enjoying Uncle Frank- by the bowl full.
And if you are not down with the whole cremation deal we could offer a sourdough coffin filled with chili. The remains would be conveniently dehydrated and act as a natural zester so that your loved ones would actually be able to taste a little bit of your chili flavored goodness with every bite (zesting device not included).
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