Local College Student Banned from Public Park

Some things never change.

Chili Chat regrets to inform its readers that Mudd Reebok is in the news again. Mudd Reebok was having lunch with a few friends in Fuddle Park yesterday afternoon. According to local Parks & Rec representative, Gerald Cloaf, authorities were called after a woman claimed that her toddler son had burned himself on searing hot chili after going down a playground slide.

Cloaf arrived on the scene to find Reebok halfway up a tree attempting to "catch that stupid squirrell." After some 15 minutes Reebok came down from the tree and had an angry Gerald Cloaf to deal with.

"Whats this I hear about you dumping hot chili down the kiddie's slide?!" Questioned an angered Cloaf. After a half hearted attempt to dodge the question, Reebok took the blame for the spilled mess.

According to eye witness testimony Reebok and a few of his friends had visited Koogan's Restaurant and purchased several bowls of their famous 911 chili. The plan was to have a contest, who could finish their bowl first. After a few pain staking minutes of eating, Reebok excused himself to go use the restroom. He took his spicy bowl of Koogan's finest with him.

Reebok returned to his friends seated at the park picnic table and proclaimed that he had finished his bowl on the way to the bathroom, and in turn had won the contest. None of Reebok's friends claimed to have believed that he had finished the bowl.

"So you dumped the rest of your chili down the kiddie slide?" Questioned a bewildered Cloaf. Reebok agreed that he had. Three eye witnesses claimed to have seen Reebok do the deed.

There were no arrests made although Cloaf made Reebok stay and clean up the slide while everyone stood and watched.

"You don't have to just stand there and watch me!" Declared Reebok. Reebok was asked to never return to the park, and that if he was caught Police action would be taken.

Three days later Reebok Tweeted this picture of himself "planking" at Fuddle Park: