Thursday, February 24, 2011

Chili Chat Declares a 3 Day Chili Holiday!


Conflicting reports have been swirling around the nation as to the official day to celebrate "National Chili Day".  The day seems to fall anywhere between February 24 and 26.  Now, I don't know how 'official' any of these days actually are, but Chili Chat is calling for an official 3 day chili holiday.  Here's the details:



The breaking of french or sourdough bread begins at sundown on February 23 by the eldest of the family.

Nothing but chili and chili related toppings is to be ingested during the 3 day fast.

Any person bearing skin upon request, shall be thrown a serving of chili to wear around his/her neck.

All government and financial institutions shall remain closed.

All participating homes shall place images of the great Chili Davis on their mantle, front door, refridgerator and desktop wallpaper.

We ask any and all who choose to participate in this newly founded U.S. holiday (Canada will observe this holiday begining February 27.), be respectful and hungry observers.  Hang your pinto bean icicle lights, frost your windows with sour cream and make sure you leave oyster crackers and Henessey out for Chili Davis, as he will surely be breaking into, I mean, visiting your home.


Have a safe and happy Chili Fest 2011..

2 comments:

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  2. Real people, writing fake blogs.

    That's awesome. Are we fake enough?

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