Chili Co.'s new Chili Soaker is a blast of hot fun!

Gather your friends and enemies.  Chili Co., the world’s largest producer of chili related toys, announced today that summer is about to get a hot blast of fun!

According to their website, this summer’s must have toy, the Chili Soaker, will begin shipping today. According to KB Toys manager Kelp Shrimpton, pre-sales for the Chili Soaker have long since sold out.  “We began taking pre-orders over the holiday season.  We sold about 600 of them, only to find out we’re only getting 20 units.  But don’t fret, we’re very prepared for rioting.  In fact it’s covered in our training video.” Shrimpton told Chili Chat.

Anyone who's familiar with Chili Co.'s innovative product line can feel safe in assuming the much anticipated Chili Soaker is not your ordinary squirt gun.  Where normal squirt guns shoot only plain old boring water, the Chili Soaker shoots a delicious high pressured stream of hot, tasty chili at about 750 psi!  Now that’s sure to knock your neighborhood bully down a few pegs on the social ladder. The Chili Soaker can hold almost any type of chili.  It’s patented bean filter make clogging almost impossible. Their flagship model will hold 50 liters of chili, with expansion packs planned for the future.  The interchangeable tanks make this model ideal not only for chili, but also for sour cream, cheese sauce or any other condiment under the sun!  And unlike other chili squirt guns, changing the grease trap is a snap! Get ready to have a hot blast this summer with the new Chili Soaker.

The Chili Co. Chili Soaker is fun for all ages and will be available for the modest price of $44.99 at your local KB Toys, Service Merchandise, TJ Maxx and Venture stores.

Have a blast this summer and blast someone with chili!

Cheers,

Chili Co. Releases New Innovative Smart-Phone App. Even We're Impressed!

We live in a grab and go society and Chili Co. knows it.

Technology giants, Chili Co. announced today via Chili Fax, that their first smart phone app is now available for purchase. We received a beta version a few months ago for testing purposes and have nothing but the finest things to say about the new “Chili Spoon” app.

How it works is both incredibly easy and insanely innovative. Yet the technology behind it remains a very closely guarded secret. How many times have you been on the city bus, in a movie theater or waiting in line at the library when hunger strikes?  You pull out favorite chili thermos and go for your spoon, only to find out you left in your cargo shorts pocket, again!  Now, thanks to Chili Co., you never need to take a spoon with you again. This high functioning and graphically sophisticated app is the last chili spoon you will ever need.  When hunger strikes, fire up the app.  You’ll immediately see your spoon drawer.  From there you select what type of spoon works best for your chili.  There is also an auto-spoon feature that will decide on a spoon for the indecisive eater.  Once your spoon is selected, you simply choose your type of chili from the database of over 1,700 options.  Remove any case or accessory on your phone and you’re ready to feast.  Simply dunk your smart phone into your chili like you would any normal spoon and enjoy!  The Chili Spoon app takes care of the rest (except the chewing).  Cleanup is a snap too.  Just wipe the chili off the phone with a damp washcloth and  it’s back to business.

It seems Chili Co. has done it again. They never cease to impress.  We have heard rumors about future upgrades including possibly adding forks as well as an innovative cracker selection feature that is sure to impress.  A slotted spoon feature, that's a must have for crock pots, will be available in September for the iPad.

The Chili Spoon app is available now for most smart-phones for $9.99.  It’s absolutely worth every penny!

Chili Spoon - $9.99

(Please remember, this app is for chili only. Using this spoon for any other meal could damage your phone and void the warranty. Do not make phone calls while enjoying this app.)

Cheers,

Innovation, Functionality, Decadence: Chili-Pak (From Chili Co.)

Chili Co., the world's leader in chili innovation solutions, proudly announces the latest addition to it's chili lifestyles line.

Behold, the Chili Co. Chili-Pak.

Innovation:     The first of it's kind ... period.

Functionality:  Expandable pockets - Make condiment storage easy and efficient.

                        Adjustable counter weighted straps - Make any load feel light as a feather.

                        Seep-proof liner - Holds everything from chunky to runny with style and grace.

                        MP3 compatibility - Cue your eating habits with your favorite jams.

                        Travelworthy - Exceeds FAA carry-on regulations.  No more boring, lifeless 

                                                in-flight meals. 

Decadence:    Holds 13 delectable varieties including:

                    

                        TEXAS CHUNK

                        CINCINNATI

                        SPICY ROADHOUSE

                        VERDE

                        5 ALARM FIREHOUSE

                        4 ALARM FIREHOUSE

                        CHUNKERO

                        DYNAMITE HOT
                        FIESTA GRILL 

                        RANCH HOUSE

                        TURKEY RANCHERO 

                        RIO BLANCO 

                        VEGETABLE GARDEN

Available in 6 varieties:

2.5 Gallon Travel Buddy Chili-Pak: $79.99

5 Gallon Chili-Pak: $99.99

7.5 Gallon Chili-Pak: $129.99

10 Gallon Chili-Pak: $149.00

10 Gallon Eddie Bauer Deluxe Chili-Pak: $199.99

15 Gallon Excursion Chili-Pak: $249.99

Pre-orders available now only through www.chili-chat.com.

Chili Co. releases Chili-Fax 3000 just in time for Valentine's Day.



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Happy Valentine’s Day!

Show that special someone you care by sending them a chili fax.

Just in time for Valentine’s Day!  Chili Co., front runners in the booming chili technology industry, have finally released their long anticipated Chili-Fax 3000. The Chili-Fax 3000 features a plethora of upgrades from the 2999 model, including the very closely guarded anti-smear imaging unit, the first of it’s kind. Additionally, Chili-Fax 3000 is now compatible with just about any type of chili one could imagine. Piggybacking off the success of their desktop chili mug warmer, Chili Co. has added a high speed firewire attachment that will make both products sync up seamlessly.  This Valentine's Day why not get your love life and chili life in sync, with the...
Chili-Fax 3000, a full belly now for a virtually full belly in the future (Chili Co.).

Chili-Fax 3000 features include:

Top Sirloin Ethernet port (vegetarian adapter available)

FireWire 800 port (up to 800 Spoonfuls per-second)

Chili DisplayPort

Two USB 2.0 kindney bean ports

Oyster cracker card slot

Sour cream line in

Cheddar Cheese line out

Chilitooth 2.1 + EDR (Enhanced Data Rate)

10/100/1000BASE-T Chili-bit Ethernet (RJ-45 connector)

Mercury-free LED-backlit display

Arsenic-free display glass

Meets ENERGY STAR Version 5.0 requirements

Rated E-Chili T Gold


Chili-Fax 3000 is only available at www.Chili-Chat.com.