Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Finally, Something for the Ladies.


To quote the late, great James Brown..."This is a Man's world."

I don't know too many men who wear glossy lip balm. This, my friends, is for the ladies.

Front runners in the booming lip care industry, Lip Smacker, released today their most delicious flavor to date. I am speaking, of course, of the long anticipated "Chili Con Carne". This is the first release in their newest line of savory flavors. Although there are many more flavors to come, We are especially excited about this one.

Made from 100% USDA choice certified organic top sirloin, Malaysian red chili flake (one of the rarest and most delicious spices on planet earth), heirloom tomatoes, ranchero and kidney beans, this lip balm is almost good enough to eat. However, it is not recommended by the makers of Lip Smacker (FOR TOPICAL USE ONLY!). This delectable balm is sure to attract both men and animals alike. We are also anxiously awaiting their other forthcoming releases, which rumor has it, include:

Ham Salad, Creamed Corn, Arby's Beef & Cheddar, Queso Dip, Huevos Rancheros, Twice Baked Potato, Shrimp Scampi, Sloppy Joe and 3 Piece Chicken Tender Meal.

"Chili Con Carne" Lip Smacker Glossy Lip Balm is available in single tins ($4.99), 3 packs ($12.99) and 1 qt. tubes ($24.99). Lip Smacker is making their "Chili Con Carne" flavor available through http://www.chili-chat.com/.  We are offering free shipping on the first 1,000 orders. 

If you order now, you will also receive a commemorative, limited edition, one of a kind Chili Chat shoe horn (Available to U.S. customers only).

Cheers,





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