There has been a lot of gossip going around these days that Chili Chat and Kraft Foods have been negotiating a deal to release a joint chili product.
These rumors are absolutely true.
At 10:00 a.m. CT Chili Chat representatives met with leaders of the Kraft Chili Sector, and were able to come to terms. On Monday, April 11th, Kraft Chili Singles (Chili Chat limited release), will be in every grocery store in America.
The highly anticipated Kraft Chili Singles bring the convenience of the Kraft Single, with the zesty taste of flavorful chili at the same time.
With the ink still wet on this blockbuster deal, Chili Chat cannot believe the amount of orders they have already received.
"They're ordering it by the pallet!" exclaimed a jubilant Chip Crinkle.
Sr Accounts receivable manager, Branch Pigeon, had this to say: "We haven't seen sales like these since the chili shotgun hit the market in 98. It's tremendous!"
A 12 pack of Chili Singles is going to cost you $6.99, and will only be available for a limited time, so get yours soon! The chili singles are made up of a rich chili paste that was originally curated in Chip Crinkle's basement! Fun ideas on how to use your Kraft Chili Singles are already circulating the internet. So far the grilled chileese is scoring the highest praise. The grilled chileese is much like the classic grilled cheese, but better in the end. The chili and cheese combination is nothing short of perfect harmony.
With demand as high as it is for this product, one can't help wonder how Monday the 11th will go. How will this product affect the national economy? It has been reported that many grocery stores across the nation have ordered double security on Monday at select locations, and that many people are planning to camp out Sunday night.
"It's like the ipod of the food industry," said CSU basketball star Kern Mantis, " Everyone's got to buy it." Mantis was spotted outside of a Ralph's grocery store waiting in line for Monday's release. "More people are coming soon too I heard," said Mantis. Mantis reportedly drove home later that night, when no one else showed up.
These singles are available for a limited time only, so Chili Chat does recommend waiting in line the night before if you do want a pack.
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