Local man expelled for unacceptable living quarters

19 year old Mudd Reebok was sitting in his dorm room, at Strancer Technical College, just like any other day. He was watching some Beavis and Butthead VHS tapes and heating up some leftover chili when he heard a knock at his fourth floor dorm room door. Reebok answered the door only to come face to face with the Krenzle Hall RA; Fred Finkle.

Upon entering the room, Finkle covered his mouth and nose with the sleeve of his jacket, and began coughing. What he saw wasn't pretty. What he saw was Mudd Reebok's living quarters. Finkle had received an anonymous phone call from a distressed young girl on the floor below complaining that it smelled like old chili in her room, and that it was coming from the vents. Finkle went around knocking, and eventually was lead to Reebok's room.

"There were pizza boxes. There were Chinese food boxes. There was chili dried to the floor. It was an unlivable place, quite frankly," expressed a clearly flustered Finkle. The dean of students, two other RA's, and the student life coordinator were called into Mudd's room to see the greasy display.

"I was getting ready to clean up" Reebok explained.

After an impromptu meeting between the hall coordinators and the dean of students, the school decided to take action. After being forced to clean his room, while several students watched from the hallway, Reebok was escorted off the premises. Reebok provided many incoherent excuses for his atrocious chamber, but none of them proved good enough for the school board. Reebok was informed later that day that he had been expelled from Strancer.

"We found one of those chili buckets tipped over in the corner of the room dripping into an air vent," said Finkle. "Explains why everybody's been smelling old chili."

A professional cleaning team was called in to scrub the dorm room clean of Mudd Reebok's time spent in Krenzle Hall.