They’re finally here and just in time for your summer road trips. We’d like to announce that the all new Chili Chat Commemorative Radial Tires are now available to the demanding public.
A few months ago, we were approached by a representative from Firestone Tires and informed that they were very interested in partnering with Chili Chat to make a limited edition, all-season tire. Obviously we jumped at the opportunity. So after a few weeks of tinkering with the design and making sure the specs were up to par, Chili Chat and Firestone have released a gorgeous tire worthy of both names.
Each tire is carefully handcrafted with only the finest Firestone rubber. What really sets these tires apart from the competition is what keeps them inflated. Yes, you guessed it, the finest chili money can buy. If you’re sick of inflating your tires with plain old boring air, try filling them with a zesty batch of spicy 3 bean chili. Not only do these tires outperform every other chili filled tire on the road today, but they are backed by Chili Chat’s 50,000 meal warranty!
As with most tires, we are offering the classic “Buy 3 tires and get the 4th free” deal. But…if you order now, you will also receive a FREE Chili Fix-A-Flat. Not that we’re doubting the integrity of these fine tires. It’s a ‘just in case’ precaution. The Chili Fix-A-Flat also makes a great meal on the go.
These tires are being released on a very limited run. As I write this article, the orders continue to flood Chili Chat’s inbox. (Our apologies Gunther Chabeebwoe from Kerginia, VA. We do not have these tires available in white wall. Please pass our apologies along to your street racing team “Hell’s Ankles”. We do have our Chili Chat hockey jerseys back in stock though!) People, people, people, get em while they’re hot!
Cheers,
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